1) If you Google 'Michael Pitt smoking' you unearth a whole world of Michael Pitt, smouldering away in a sea of smoke. Sex. See.
2) Once upon a time he was in Dawson's Creek. Almost everyone from Dawson's Creek has grown up hot now. Ok, well Michelle Williams and Katie Holmes.
3) THIS. THIS WHOLE THING IS JUSTIFICATION ALONE >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqC0Xfk2x3k
4) In Boardwalk Empire he pulled off the dark and brooding gangster oh so well. With his limp. His stupor. And his curled lip. He had tons of groupies. Access to alcohol. A fucked up childhood. And power. It would be like sleeping with a rockstar.
5) He looks like he should be a member of Jordan Catalano's band 'Frozen Embryos.' In fact, he just looks like he should be in a band. Or in 'My So Called Life.' Or eternally in the 90s. Grunge4eva.
6) As Jimmy in Boardwalk Empire, he had enemies. Any man who has enemies is instantaneously 100% cooler.
7) He's a little bit of a poor man's Leonardo DiCaprio. This brings his obtainability down by one peg. YES.
8) He once basically played Kurt Cobain in a movie. And sounded basically like Kurt Cobain. Isn't that enough?
9) He pulls off wearing multiple printed scarves in the Prada campaign. No normal guy can pull off multiple printed scarves.
10) He once touched Ryan Gosling. See. Word.
PS He now trains at Wildcard Gym. Alongside Freddie Roach. This means, if there was a life saving situation. Or a case of defamation. He could totally just jump in there. Throw a punch. And defend your honour. Isn't that all every girl wants?
